Saturday, September 5, 2009

For my first potatoe chip review I will actually review Arnott's Barbeque Shapes which are not a potatoe chip at all. This will be the first of many "chips" to go under the factor, which is a score out of five. Alright let's go.
Arnott's are an old time favourite of most people I know, the hexagonal shape of the snack already has most snacks beat, with the hexagon being one of the coolest shapes around. They also help the biscuit fly through the air more easilier when you are using them as ninja stars. This is something you will be doing because the hexagonal biscuit biggest problem is it's lack of flavour, there is never eough of those red and green flakes and they need more salt. I held one of the snacks up to my eye because I don't have a microscope and I found only 25 tiny salt crystals.... not enough.
Everyone knows the joke about the barbeque shapes not tasting like anything like a barbeque or anything you could ever cook on one. Barbeque shapes don't even taste like barbeque sauce.
Because of Arnott's lack of ability to appropriately name their snack and the fact that their snack has no real flavour to name, the Shape of all shapes recieves a chip factor of 2.

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